Listen up motherfuckers.
I am now the proud renter of an apartment in a city. Not much that will effect you, I am just overjoyed to spread the news.
“You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from.” ― Cormac McCarthy, No Country for Old Men
Pic of the Day: “I was sheriff of this county when I was twenty-five years old. Hard to believe. My grandfather was a lawman. Father too. Me and him was sheriffs at the same time. Him up in Plano and me out here. I think he’s pretty proud of that. I know I was. Some of the old time sheriffs never even wore a gun. A lotta folks find that hard to believe. Jim Scarborough’d never carried one. That’s the younger Jim. Gaston Boykins wouldn’t wear one up in Comanche County. I always liked to hear about the old-timers. Never missed a chance to do so. You can’t help but compare yourself against the old-timers. Can’t help but wonder how they would have operated these times.”
I was sheriff of this county when I was 25 years old.
Hard to believe.
My grandfather was a lawman. Father too.
Me and him was sheriffs at the same time, him up in Plano and me out here.
I think he’s pretty proud of that.
I know I was.
i reblogged this before but we actually started playing this game and it has resulted in spilled drinks, flying cigarettes, and friends getting hit in the gut with 5lb crystal balls
it is fantastic
Oh my god. I must play this game.
I imagine this being a sarcastic thing. Like: “What do we do Tommy?” ”I don’t know Jason!” ”Maybe we should summon the GODDAMN MEGAZORD ON THIS MONSTERS ASS!” ”Imma play the fuck out of this DRAGON FLUTE!!”
the first smut i ever read was about a girl listening to these people having sex in a bathroom stall and when they were done she snuck in and it was like “she saw semen all over the floor and bent over to pick one up”
she picked up a sperm
just one
The first smut I ever read was about a guy who goes fishing and gets bored part way through, then just starts jerking it. I went through a weird phase.
